And, In A Surreal Turn Of Events

The unfortunate Ms Cornelia Rau, having absconded from a New South Wales mental hospital in March of last year, wound up being wrongly imprisoned for 10 months at the Baxter detention centre in South Australia after Queensland police mistook her for an illegal immigrant. She was claiming to be a German woman named Anna Schmit. (ABC - no, not that ABC - coverage here; energetic commentary on this rather apalling fiasco by Xade here.)

What's all this got to do with Neurocam? I'm glad you asked.

It turns out - hot flash! - that 'Anna Schmit' is not, as some might assume, merely a symptom of Rau's chronic schizophrenia, but rather a Neurocam operative who was assigned to take remote psychic possession of Rau's body from a top secret 'Cam facility in Cologne.

You want proof? She's got a blog.

Remember, you heard it here first. (Unless you heard about it from the comment Schmit left at Lady J's.)